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Blunder Girl and Queen of Wrestling - The price of a hunt 
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Blunder Girl and Queen of Wrestling - The price of a hunt

Chapter 01
Cambridge, USA
1947
The muscles of their curvaceous bodies framed by their respective flimsy costumes...Blunder Girl and Queen of Wrestling fought together to stop a bank robbery in the city.
The duo...who were college students Drusilla Prince and Lene Terrell when they were not fighting crime...had were crime fighting sensations in Boston since the end of World War II.
With well-timed strikes...which included fluid sequences of punches...kicks and throws...Blunder Girl and Queen of Wrestling made light work of the six robbers...who tried everything they could...but were no match for the busty teenage superheroines.
One tried to flee in the getaway car. "Really?" sighed Blunder Girl... her huge firm creamy breasts threatening to spill out from under her tiny tight shiny red star-spangled vest...as she sauntered over to the car...grabbed its rear bumper with her creamy hands and effortlessly lifted it off the ground and over her head to the shock of the robber in the car. He switched off the engine and surrendered to the Busty Teen Amazon who bound him with her magic golden lasso as he stepped out of the car.
Nearby...the Queen of Wrestling easily took down the last three bandits using wrestling moves, her huge firm creamy breasts framed under her strapless shiny white and pink leotard as she took out the last three robbers with dropkicks and a suplex.
The Busty Teen Amazon and the Buxom Teen Wrestler waved to the crowd of onlookers...who were in awe of their bodies...even more than they were of their feats of power.
Blunder Girl and Queen of Wrestling walked away out of sight to an abandoned building. The Queen pushed aside the straps of Blunder Girl's vest...Blunder Girl pulled down the top of the Queen's strapless leotard...their naked huge firm creamy breasts pressing and rubbing intimately together...as they kissed.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" moaned Blunder Girl and Queen of Wrestling...as they gave into the hidden passions they discovered they had for each other...after their adventure together against the drug-dealing cheerleaders, who nearly defeated them completely.
The love between them being a key turning point for their relationship...in and out of costume.
But before they could take it any further...Blunder Girl put her creamy hands on the Queen's naked huge firm creamy breasts.
"This would be better at our apartment" said Blunder Girl.
The Queen of Wrestling looked around and agreed with a nod of her head.
"You're right...and we have to keep our real identities secret" replied the Queen.
They put their tops back on and kissed each other on the lips before leaving to return secretly back to their apartment on the university's campus.
Changing back into Drusilla Prince and Lene Terrell...they got naked and had a wild night of sex in Drusilla's bedroom.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" moaned Drusilla and Lene loudly in pleasure as their naked bodies rubbed vigorously against each other...they kissed...licked...and sucked each other's erogenous body parts in turn...causing them to simultaneously lactate...geysers of white milk shooting into the air from the tips of their hardened nipples.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HOT...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HORNY...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HELPLESS...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" moaned Drusilla and Lene as they fingered each other in their hard wet and excited clitorises until they couldn't handle it anymore.
"HH...HH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HH...HH...HHHHHHH....HH...HH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HH...HH...HHHHHHH
...HH...HH...HH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" moaned Drusilla and Lene as they each had a sequence of five gigantic orgasms. They then held their cum-stained fingers to each other's nose.
"Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" moaned Drusilla and Lene in pleasure as they inhaled each other's cum...then collapsed naked on Drusilla's bed and passed out.

One day later
Oil tycoon Angel Wayne was reading a newspaper with a cover showing that the heroines Blunder Girl and Queen of Wrestling had saved the day once again. This made the billionaire furious, crumpling the newspaper and throwing it away.
Angel was Angelina's father, who was still in prison due to the actions of the two heroines. He had gathered a large amount of evidence to free her. But despite this all of his money...Angelina remained in prison on various charges.

Then the shadow of a woman appeared in the room. Angel knew who this woman was. She showed the woman a photo of Blunder Girl and the Queen of Wrestling.
"I want them gone forever!" he snarled.
The woman produced a diary and smiled.
"I'm going to need special help to complete this mission" said the woman.
"Do whatever you want. I'll pay for it" replied Angel dismissively.
1 week later
Charlestown State Penitentiary
Venator...the infamous hunter villain...now a prisoner...was told by a guard he had a visitor.
His hands and feet shackled...wearing a black and white striped prison uniform...which he absolutely hated...compared to his preferred attire of animal skins...Venator was escorted by two guards to the waiting area...where a beautiful woman with a shapely body...short black hair...sat waiting to see him.
"Vanessa??...You are more beautiful than ever...Why are you here??' asked Venator as he greeted his ex-wife
"I came to see you my love. I'm surprised to see you are still here" replied Vanessa as they spoke privately...the guards standing a short distance away but not hearing their conversation.
"I am here because of that superheroine Blunder Girl. She defeated me...humiliated me. I don't want to do anything but stay here...where there is peace and quiet" replied Venator.
"That is not the man I love. I came to give you a gift. Take this diary. It will help you" said Vanessa as she handed the leather bound book to her ex-husband and left.
Alone in his cell that night...Venator opened the book and saw it was his old hunting diary.
He read an entry in the diary entitled "His best hunt." The hunter began to read, and it contained his adventure with Blunder Girl. Suddenly, images resurfaced in his mind. The text unlocked the magic of the young Amazon's lasso. He began to remember the entire adventure he had with the young Amazon, including the time he almost defeated her, having wild sex with the heroine. The hunter's penis grew hard again as he remembered everything.
At the end of the entry was a message from Vanessa.
"You can have fun with her again"
Hidden in the diary, Venator found a cell which would fit the lock to his cell door. In the dead of night...he used it to escape from prison and vowed to have his revenge on Blunder Girl.

1 week later
Their voluptuous and muscular creamy bodies framed by their respective flimsy heroic costumes...Blunder Girl and Queen of Wrestling were on one of their regular patrols through Boston. Suddenly they both felt sharp tingling sensations in their nipples...which alerted them to danger and evil.
"Ooh...My big Teen Amazon Nipples are feeling hard...They're sensing evil" said the Busty Teen Amazon. "I know...Ooh...I feel the same way in my big Teen Nipples...but they're telling me it's crimes in two different locations" replied the Buxom Teen Wrestler.
"We'll have to split up and stop these crimes. Each of us should be able to stop the criminals on our own" replied Blunder Girl. "Ok. We'll meet back at the apartment later" replied Queen of Wrestling with a smile.
"Great...I'll have a surprise for you later" replied Blunder Girl with a wink of her left eye...before each of the busty teen superheroines turned and ran off in separate directions.

Her huge firm creamy breasts threatening to spill out of her tiny tight shiny red star spangled vest...Blunder Girl arrived in the northern part of Boston where the zoo was located. Following the tingling sensations in her big puffy glossy pink nipples...the Busty Teen Amazon sprinted to a restricted part of the zoo where its rare animals were being kept...and she found five masked bandits trying to capture some of the animals to sell them on the black market.
The muscles of her voluptuous creamy body accentuated...Blunder Girl sprang into action...effortlessly defeating them with a sequence of punches and kicks...and then binding them with her magic golden lasso.
The Busty Teen Amazon felt her nipples shoot to attention under her vest and turned around to see a
35 year old woman wearing a yellow leotard and a necklace with several animal teeth, with an amulet between her breasts.
"Who...Who are you?" asked Blunder Girl who was briefly mesmerized by the older woman's beauty.
"My name is Vanessa and I have been hired to destroy you" declared the villainess.
"You won't be the first to try and fail" quipped Blunder Girl as she tensed the muscles of her voluptuous creamy body.
Vanessa smiled...touched the amulet that hung between her breasts and charged towards the Busty Teen Amazon. Blunder Girl grabbed Vanessa...realisng that she had enhanced strength...but her Amazon strength was greater and she flung the villainess away.
"Impressive...You are as strong as they say" said Vanessa.
"Then you should surrender" quipped Blunder Girl with a smile.
"Never! I don't fail any mission!" snarled Vanessa as she touched her amulet again.
"That trick's not going to work on me!" laughed Blunder Girl...expecting the villainess to rush her again.
But what happened next took the Busty Teen Amazon by surprise.
A green liquid sprayed from the amulet directly on to her firm creamy breasts...soaking right through her tiny tight shiny red star spangled vest
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...MY HUGE TEEN AMAZON BREASTS....AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...THEY'RE ON FIRE...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...PAIN...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...MY WIDE TEEN AMAZON AREOLAS...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...MY BIG TEEN AMAZON NIPPLES...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...IN GREAT PAIN...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...DIZZY...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...CAN'T THINK
...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" moaned Blunder Girl loudly in pain...staggering backwards...her creamy hands rubbing her huge firm creamy breasts in futile efforts to get the liquid off of them.
Vanessa touched her amulet again and grabbed Blunder Girl again...this time in a powerful hug with the strength of a bear.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNH...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNH
...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNH" moaned Blunder Girl loudly in pain and pleasure...wiggling frantically in Vanessa's powerful grip...unable to break free as her naked huge firm creamy breasts were flattened like pancakes...not understanding what was happening.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh" moaned Blunder Girl loudly in pain and pleasure...as Vanessa released her hold on her...and she collapsed to the ground on her back...her eyelids fluttering...her muscular creamy arms limp past her head...her long muscular creamy legs spread wide open below her wide curvy waist...her naked huge firm creamy breasts...heaving slowly up and down...her wide glossy pink areolas hard...her big puffy glossy pink nipples...hard...erect and bullet shaped...completely weakened.
"I am from a family of great hunters...this amulet is a gift which allows me to use the power of different animals...like the aphrodisiac salive of a frog from the Amazon rainforest in Brazil.
Vanessa touched the amulet...knelt beside the Busty Top Heavy Teen Amazon...and began to lick the sexy summits of her naked huge firm creamy breasts with her tongue.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...NO...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" moaned Blunder Girl in pleasure...her eyelids fluttering...her sparkling blue eyes rolling up in her head...as Vanessa licked her wide hard glossy pink areolas...and her big puffy hard erect and bullet-shaped glossy pink nipples...covering them in aphrodisiac frog saliva... which made her powerfully lactate...geysers of white milk shooting out of the tips of her nipples.
Vanessa touched the amulet again and gained a gorilla's strength...which she used to rip off Blunder Girl's tiny tight shiny blue star-spangled briefs...and rub her big glossy pink clitoris...in the middle of her thick glossy black pubic bush...with two thick black gorilla-like fingers.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHH...HHH...HHH...HHH
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHH...HHH...HHH...HHH...HHH...HHH...HHH...HHH
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" moaned Blunder Girl loudly in pain and pleasure as Vanessa made her experience a sequence of two gigantic orgasms.
, making her moan loudly in pleasure as she experienced two gigantic orgasms.
As the Busty Teen Amazon's head reeled with dizziness... Vanessa went behind her and tied her long muscular creamy legs between her hips.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH" moaned Blunder Girl loudly in pleasure...too aroused to think about defending herself or getting free.
Vanessa touched her amulet again...causing her fingernails to grow long and sharp...tipped with the venom of a poisonous lizard.
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" moaned Blunder Girl loudly in pain and pleasure as Vanessar's nails stabbed her hard...deep...and repeatedly in her naked huge firm creamy breasts...especially in her wide hard glossy pink areolas and in her big puffy hard erect and bullet-shaped glossy pink nipples...causing her to lactate further...more geysers of white milk spraying into the air from the tips of her hardened nipples.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...so dizzy...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
...so...weak...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...so sleepy...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
...why are you...doing this...to me??...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh...Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh" moaned Blunder Girl loudly in pain and pleasure.
"I am Vanessa... you defeated and humiliated my ex-husband...Venator...and for that...you must be punished!" snarled the villainess as she touched her amulet again.,,,causing the fangs of a snake...dripping with aphrodisiac venom to appear in her mouth,.
"NO...NO...NO...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HH...HH..HH...HH...HH
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HH...HH...HH...HH...HH
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HH...HH...HH...HH...HH...HH...HH...HH...hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" moaned Blunder Girl loudly in pain and pleasure...her eyelids fluttering...her sparkling blue eyes rolling up in her head...then slowly closing...her head lolling backwards...as she experienced a sequence of three gigantic orgasms...simultaneously powerfully lactating...her voluptuous and muscular creamy body going limp as she collapsed totally defeated and unconscious in Vanessa's arms.

Meanwhile,
The Queen of Wrestling arrived at the art gallery that was being robbed. She easily took down four men who were trying to steal paintings....with a sequence of punches and kicks. Then the Buxom Teen Wrestler felt her nipples tingle under her strapless, tight, shiny white and pink leotard alerting her to danger. Using her super agility...she dodged several darts...which she saw were being thrown at her by a handsome 45-year-old man wearing animal skins...and who looked like a hunter
"You...You're Venator the Hunter...Blunder Girl told me all about you" said the Queen.
"Yes. Then she would have given you all the details about me" replied Venator with a broad grin on his face as he studied the Buxom Teen Wrestler from her head down to the sexy toes of her erotic bare creamy feet which had short, glossy toenails.
"Yes and I'm going to finish you off!" declared the Queen of Wrestling as she lunged towards Venator and began to exchange blows.
His months in prison had Venator rusty and the Buxom Teen Wrestler had the early advantage...hitting him with a sequence of punches and kicks...which left him dazed and barely able to stand on his feet.
The Queen of Wrestling...feeling confident of victory...stepped back and prepared to trap Venator in a submission hold.
But she underestimated the hunter and he used her inexperience as a superheroine...to throw a white powder into her beauteous face and on to her huge firm creamy breasts that were barely contained by her strapless tiny tight shiny pink and white leotard.
"Ohhhh...What...UUUUUUUUUUUUH...MY HUGE TEEN BREASTS...UUUUUUUUUUUUH...FEEL FUNNY...MY WIDE TEEN AREOLAS...MY BIG TEEN NIPPLES...POWDER'S MAKING THEM...HAA...HAA...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...FEELING DIZZY...FEELING SLEEPY" moaned Queen of Wrestling as she staggered backwards on the balls of her erotic bare creamy feet...her hands rubbing her blue eyes in the slits of the shiny pink mask which stretched across the upper part of her beauteous face...framed by her mane of short thick blonde hair...as she tried to remove the powder from her face.
Venator took advantage of her disorientation...quickly getting behind her...pulling down the top of her leotard...grabbing her naked huge firm creamy breasts with his large calloused hands...groping them vigorously before she had any chance to recover.
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH" moaned Queen of Wrestling in pain and pleasure...her muscular creamy arms and long muscular creamy legs flailing in the air...her efforts to free herself uncoordinated as Venator held her by her naked huge firm creamy breasts...rubbing...massaging the white powder deep into them...paying special attention to their sexy summits...until she powerfully lactated...geysers of white milk shooting into the air out of the hardened tips of her big puffy hard erect and bullet-shaped shiny pink nipples.
"All of you big breasted superheroines are the same...just play with you and you surrender..." gloated Venator as he spun around in front of the Buxom Teen Wrestler...pulling her strapless tiny tight white and pink strapless leotard down to her knees.
"NO...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...YOU'RE...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH...WRONG...I...I'M GOING TO
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" moaned Queen of Wrestling loudly in pain and pleasure...her heroic speech interrupted as Venator rammed his huge hard and erect penis into her big hard wet and excited shiny pink clitoris...going deeper and deeper with each thrust.
"HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" moaned the Queen of Wrestling in pleasure...her eyelids fluttering. Her blue eyes rolling up in the slits of her shiny pink mask which stretched across the upper part of her beauteous face...losing the strength to fight back...each time Venator's penis went harder and deeper into her big hard wet and excited shiny pink clitoris.
"Blunder Girl noticed my penis and knows how good it felt...Now you will too" gloated Venatror. Queen of Wrestling remembered Blunder Girl's story of how Venator had almost finished her off using his penis, saying she had given herself completely to the pleasure.
Theimage of her friend telling her story only made the young heroine's situation worse.
Queen of Wrestling couldn't resist.
"HHH...HHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHH...HHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HHH...HHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...HHH...HHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...HHH...HHH...HHH...HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" moaned Queen of Wrestling loudly in pleasure as she had five gigantic orgasms...and collapsed to the floor on her back...her muscular creamy arms flung past her head...her long muscular creamy legs spread wide open below her wide curvy waist.
The pleasure was too much for Venator and he ejaculated...spraying a stream of white cum from his penis on to the Buxom Teen Wrestler's naked huge firm creamy breasts and into her beauteous face.
"Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" moaned Queen of Wrestling in pleasure...her eyelids fluttering...her blue eyes rolling up and then slowly closing in the slits of the tiny tight shiny pink mask which stretched across the upper part of her beauteous face....he voluptuous and muscular creamy body going limp...her erotic bare creamy feet resting on the ground on their smooth heels...wide spaces between her sexy toes with short glossy toenails...as she succumbed to unconsciousness.

One day later
Lene Terrell and Drusilla Prince were on their way to their class at Harvard University in Boston but they were both clearly tired.
"You...Uuuh...look...awful" moaned Drusilla. "Uuuuh...I fought that villain...Uuuuh...Venator...Uuuh....he was...a sex machine...Uuuh...I couldn't handle ...him...He totally defeated me...I now know why...Uuuh...you still talk about him" moaned Lene.
"Uuuh...You should meet his ex-wife...Uuuh...she's worse...she's got...Uuuh...the power of animals...Uuuuh it was like...Uuuh...fighting a whole jungle...and...Uuuh...she knew where to hurt me...the most" moaned Drusilla
"Uuuuh...I don't understand...Uuuuh...why...they didn't capture us...Uuuh..." moaned Drusilla as they took their seats. "I don't understand...Uuuuh...why we're...so sleepy...." moaned Lene. Unable to keep their eyes open...Drusilla and Lene passed out from exhaustion in the middle of class.
Meanwhile, at the Angel Wayne's mansion,
"Where are the dead bodies of the two super sluts??" Wayne demanded.
Vanessa and Venator looked at each other before Vanessa handed the billionaire a flyer with an idea they had. "You can defeat them both??" asked Wayne. Vanessa and Venator threw photos of Blunder Girl and the Queen of Wrestling naked and unconscuous...on Wayne's desk.
"We defeated them last night...and we'll do it again...on our turf" said Venator.
"Very well...I'll sponsor the whole thing... it will be the perfect show for their demise." Wayne declared
"BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA" the trio laughed loudly in the mansion's living room.
To be continued.


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