| Hipcomix forums http://www.hipcomix.com/forums/ |
|
| A Christmas Peril - Igor the Henchman http://www.hipcomix.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=9072455 |
Page 1 of 1 |
| Author: | Mmassey1 [ Thu Dec 22, 2005 11:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | A Christmas Peril - Igor the Henchman |
Igor the Henchman (Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman) Igor the henchman Was an ugly miserable soul. With a crooked back And a broken nose With two eyes like burning coals. Igor the henchman Is a fairy tale they say. But damsels all know, Though the cops say no, That he'll come for them some day. There must have been something tragic In that old house outside of town. For they went ahead And convicted him Even though no bodies were found. Oh, Igor the Henchman Broke out of jail that day. And the damsels all prayed, That he'd be brought to bay, Least he steals them all away Thumpetty thump thump Thumpetty thump thump The Master said "Throw the Switch!" Thumpetty thump thump Thumpetty thump thump And Igor executed his wish. Igor the henchman. Knew the cops were on their way. So he said, "Let's run. And have some fun, Before I'm put away." Down in the dungeon. With a damsel in each hand. He put one of the rack, The other on the tracks And carried out a fiendish plan. Gloating over his captives. Who were bound with a double hitch. For the damsels were disrobed, And their modesty showed Then Igor threw the Switch! Oh, Igor the henchman Had to hurry on his way. For the Mounties were close, "Can't catch me,” he'd boast. "I'll be back again someday!" Thumpetty thump thump Thumpetty thump thump Look at that buzz saw go. Thumpetty thump thump Thumpetty thump thump And the train slowly starts to roll. |
|
| Page 1 of 1 | All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ] |
| Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group http://www.phpbb.com/ |
|