Igor the Henchman (Sung to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)

Igor the henchman
Was an ugly miserable soul.
With a crooked back
And a broken nose
With two eyes like burning coals.

Igor the henchman
Is a fairy tale they say.
But damsels all know,
Though the cops say no,
That he'll come for them some day.

There must have been something tragic
In that old house outside of town.
For they went ahead
And convicted him
Even though no bodies were found.

Oh, Igor the Henchman
Broke out of jail that day.
And the damsels all prayed,
That he'd be brought to bay,
Least he steals them all away

Thumpetty thump thump
Thumpetty thump thump
The Master said "Throw the Switch!"
Thumpetty thump thump
Thumpetty thump thump
And Igor executed his wish.

Igor the henchman.
Knew the cops were on their way.
So he said, "Let's run.
And have some fun,
Before I'm put away."

Down in the dungeon.
With a damsel in each hand.
He put one of the rack,
The other on the tracks
And carried out a fiendish plan.

Gloating over his captives.
Who were bound with a double hitch.
For the damsels were disrobed,
And their modesty showed
Then Igor threw the Switch!

Oh, Igor the henchman
Had to hurry on his way.
For the Mounties were close,
"Can't catch me,” he'd boast.
"I'll be back again someday!"

Thumpetty thump thump
Thumpetty thump thump
Look at that buzz saw go.
Thumpetty thump thump
Thumpetty thump thump
And the train slowly starts to roll.